Hey Scotty Bowman (aka K-Lo), excellent strategy for upcoming game. However, you forgot one key point - Beavers need to play a little better team defence, thus negating the need for desperate defensive zone maneuvers (high clear shots off the glass/flip shots)!

And whose asses are we talking about, ours or the other teams? I believe I had one of each last night!! FYI, you should also included the suggestion that Corks should give up on his Kurt Browning imitation A) Because he doesn't come from Caroline, AB, and 2) His teammates are getting sea sick watching him skate in circles endlessly all the time!