| Quote/Catch Phrase | True Meaning |
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 | "Speedo names" | Spee D'oh! |
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, | "Speedo names" | It doesn't matter if you're packing a light saber or a light switch |
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, | "Speedo names" | no one should ever spot you prancing about in public donning this skimpy male swimwear. Speedos go by many different names on many different beaches across the globe… each name painting a picture more unsavory than the next. We've compiled a list of some old favorites and some new gems. Enjoy!
• Marble Sack
• Banana Hammock
• Grape Smuggler
• Australian Dick Sticker
• Nut Hut
• Boner Suit
• Scrote Tote
• Nantucket Nad Bucket
• Sausage Sling
• Portuguese Pud Purse
• Ouch Pouch
• Cock Sock
• Peach Pit Papoose
• Ballbushka
• Lolly Catcher
• Daytona Dong Sarong
• Sperm Tourniquet
• Nugget-Hug-It
• Brazilian Ball Bag
• Manberry Pudding Pack
• Miami Meat Tent
• Saint-Tropez Truffle Duffle
• Bratwurst Bath Cap
• Pickle Pincher |
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, | "Speedo names" | Reader's Check In!
Judging by the slew of email we've gotten, "Budgie Smuggler" (budgie is short for "budgerigar," a small Australian parrot ) is the most popular name worldwide, we regret the omission and will force our research staff to wear a used, sweaty one on their faces as penance. Here are some more of our favorite meaty monikers...
• Budgie Smuggler
• Hip to Hip Weenie Grip
• Nut Hugger
• Pickle Pup-Tent
• Ball-kini
• Cork Crusher
• Thingy Slingy
• 'Nad Noose
• Belmar Beachball Bundle
• Cajone Coddlers
• Nut Snuggler
• Pud Pocket
• Dikini
• Wienie Bikini
• Hoo-Hoo Canoe
• Raccoon Balloon
• Schlong Thong
• Root Suit |
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| "London is your lobster" | Well, if the world is your oyster, then... |
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| "What I don't know about pubs and beer isn't worth knowing" | An expression used to announce an expertise in a field. |
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| "Variety, the spice of life" | Many types of beers to choose from. |
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| "Jedos / Patos / Stevos / Plebbos / Nikos" | Greek equivalant names for key group members, made up in Spain for ease of use when rat arsed. |
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| "Typically" | this is a brand new phrase - , a general term referring to an issue that we have all experienced, namely to do with alcohol, or general foolishness.! |
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| "Twitcher" | Someone who is short, Greek in origin and follicly challenged. |
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| "Boy" | A mate, aledgedly. |
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| "CLEARLY!" | A response to someone stating a fact that is agreed and known about by anybody with a pulse. |
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| "Worm work" | An activity that prevents you from meeting up with the guys for a beer, but still may involve beer. |
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| "Belly up to the bar" | Stand close enough to the bar so that the bartender can hear your order. Also see "Get the beers in!" |
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| "Larapped or Rat assed" | Obviously wasted |
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| "Get the beers in!" | It is time you bought a beer you cheap bastard. |
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| "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" | If a beer is offered, don't think twice about accepting. |
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| "Wormsville Arizona" | A place where Ollie's wife goes, that is not of this earth. |
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